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How dirty is "Dirty Mike"?

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From: cuj...@petitmorte.net (Cujo DeSockpuppet)
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Subject: How dirty is "Dirty Mike"?
Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2022 13:37:42 -0000 (UTC)
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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Fri, 9 Sep 2022 13:37 UTC

Will Dockery <willdockery5@gmail.com> wrote in
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> Hoping you and Dirty Mike are having a good snuggle.

Just a side question here but I feel I have to ask it. I suppose the
Columbus Town Drunk might be the best to answer it but anyone is welcome
to chime in.

Let's ask anyway!

Q. How fucking filthy does a pissbum have to be to be called "Dirty
Mike"?

Maybe it's just me but given he's filthy and likely in need of a
delousing, he'd have to go over and above to get that nickname.

Otherwise, it's simply overkill unless he's really ripe.

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by: Ash Wurthing - Fri, 9 Sep 2022 13:55 UTC

On Friday, September 9, 2022 at 9:37:44 AM UTC-4, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Will Dockery <willdo...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:66e26088-d70d-4c81...@googlegroups.com:
>
> <snipping>
>
> > Hoping you and Dirty Mike are having a good snuggle.
>
> Just a side question here but I feel I have to ask it. I suppose the
> Columbus Town Drunk might be the best to answer it but anyone is welcome
> to chime in.
>
> Let's ask anyway!
>
> Q. How fucking filthy does a pissbum have to be to be called "Dirty
> Mike"?
>
> Maybe it's just me but given he's filthy and likely in need of a
> delousing, he'd have to go over and above to get that nickname.
>
> Otherwise, it's simply overkill unless he's really ripe.

Forgive me Father for I'm about to troll. Forgive me for I am merely human and goddamned my head feels like it's on fire-
So I cannot resist in posting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDbcETgvUmo
"Dirty Sanchez"~~Ghoutown
who can't resist an old country n western with a French horn...
"One day in Monterrey he met a butcher’s wife
she loved chorizo all loaded with spice
Sanchez nodded once and he slipped into the back
like good ol’ Lizzy Borden gave her 40 f**kin whacks

baby baby it’s your lucky day
he’ll work you over like an artist works with clay"

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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Sat, 10 Sep 2022 14:39 UTC

Conley Brothers <conleybrothersband@gmail.com> wrote in
news:5e4422b3-18ea-4202-99e6-50803eec3874n@googlegroups.com:

> On Friday, September 9, 2022 at 9:37:44 AM UTC-4, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> Will Dockery <willdo...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:66e26088-d70d-4c81...@googlegroups.com:
>>
>> <snipping>
>>
>> > Hoping you and Dirty Mike are having a good snuggle.
>>
>> Just a side question here but I feel I have to ask it. I suppose the
>> Columbus Town Drunk might be the best to answer it but anyone is
>> welcome to chime in.
>>
>> Let's ask anyway!
>>
>> Q. How fucking filthy does a pissbum have to be to be called "Dirty
>> Mike"?
>>
>> Maybe it's just me but given he's filthy and likely in need of a
>> delousing, he'd have to go over and above to get that nickname.
>>
>> Otherwise, it's simply overkill unless he's really ripe.
>
> A look at his police record shows he is dirty in more ways than one.
> It's no wonder him and George Sulzbach are partners in grime.

Po-leese record? Do tell!

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Subject	Author
How dirty is "Dirty Mike"?	Cujo DeSockpuppet
Re: How dirty is "Dirty Mike"?	Ash Wurthing
Re: How dirty is "Dirty Mike"?	Cujo DeSockpuppet