WILL DONKEY: As always, thanks again for helping bring these almost forgotten poets out of obscurity, George Dance.
GENERAL ZOD: Seconded...
WILL DONKEY: Good morning, Zod, agreed.*

*Will Donkey agreeing with himself.

*****

"Generally, East Coast refers to NYC."
-- Will Dockery, village idiot

****&*

"I don't think, I am."
(Quod non Cogito, ergo sum.)
-- Will Donkey refuting René Descartes.

*****

"Memories... pressed between the pages just like fine wine...…........."
-- General Zod

*****

"The poet has the last, definitive, word on the meaning(s) of his poetry."
-- Will Dockery on the multiplicity of definitives

*****

"I do go in for the childish name-calling."
-- Will Dockery in a rare moment of self-acknowledgement

*****

"One of the goals of poetry as I was taught and still work for, is as communication."
-- Will Dockery demonstrating his failure to communicate

*****

"My poem serves as my definition."
-- Will "Is so! Is so!" Dockery

*****

"It was done before me and after me, I'm simply adding my version."
-- Will "The Amazing Criswell" Dockery

*****

"I don't pop pills unless there's no other alternative... being drug free for a few years now, you know."
-- Will Dockery, on being clean and sober… except when he isn't.

*****

Regarding the influences on the advent of modern poetry:

ZOD: I think perhaps the advemnt of HIP HOP spoken word poetry helped bring on the changes as well.....

DONKEY: Yes, the poetry slam style of poetry has been very influential.

*****

"A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
-- General Zod

*****

"It is simply telling my story, which will be told... My way."
-- Will Dockery, on the art of creative autobiography

*****

"I'd think so, but never underestimate the stupidity of a troll."
-- Will Dockery, a man who should never be underestimated.

*****

"Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. What is the definition of real life stalking, if it isn't actually stalking?"
-- Will Dockery, on the redundancy of dictionaries.

*****

"... it was written in a real boilerplate time of my life."
-- Will Dockery, on the lack of unoriginality of his youthful literary endeavors.

*****

"I was influenced by the poetry of Edgar Allan Poland other poets but I don't consider that a topic to debate."
-- Will Dockery on his literary influences

*****

"I know an obsessed teollisuuden Wien I see one."
-- Will Dockery, dry drunk.

*****

"No, there's no time limit, no explanation date, on Usenet threads."
-- Will Dockery on why he refuses to explain any of his unintelligible sentences

*****

"There you bare being baing lying, dishonest post editor Peter...."
-- General Zod

*****

"Because you simply don't have the capacity to make the leaps f creatve thought that I have."
-- Will Dockery, on his intellectual prowess.

*****

"Incoherence is a matter of individual perspective."
-- Will Dockery, on the subjective nature of Usenet posts.

*****

"Friends and family ate the best folks I know, Pendragon."
-- Will Dockery, on the joy of Southern cooking.

*****

"If the viewer doesn't read the language the film is in, that's why subtitles are provided."
-- Will Dockery, on the necessity of subtitles in cinema.

*****

"The Universal horro noir was hardtop top... Tis true...."
-- General Zod

*****

"writing is just putting one word in front of another."
-- Will Dockery, on the art of literary composition.

*****

"It was not a gay lame as the language was respectful.....!!"
-- General Zod

*****

"Calling it as I se it, as I live it, jackass...!
Typo corrected...."
-- General Zod

*****

"Since Zod has lived in his own tent (a piece of discarded tarp hung over a tree branch) for a couple of years now, technically he isn't homeless."
-- Will Dockery, on the many uses of discarded tarp.

*****

Rochester: "But [Will's] dick would be missing."
Will Dockery: "That's out Rochester, always."
NancyGene: "Then put your dick away or you will be arrested like George Sulzbach was for public indecency."

*****

"Since Zod has no bills living in a teet, being able to afford it is irrelevant."
-- Will Dockery, on the benefits of teet living.

*****

"You are an obvious homophone spewing hate speech...."
-- General Zod

*****

"I does happen, but Retro Guy gets us up and rolling quite quickly...."
-- General Zod

*****

Michael Pendragon
MMP: Have you been eating those marijuana brownies again?
WILL DOCKERY: No, but I will admit the one I ate was pretty good.

*****

"Poetic output is all shat /should/ be considered here, Rochester."
-- Will Dockery, on the true nature of his poetry.

*****

"Led me forget."
-- Will "Drunky" Donkey

*****

"Yes, the senile old fart is so slobberingly obsessed wuth me that he will fall for anthing..."
-- General Zod

*****

"You are a silly, coonfused and senile old fellow..."
-- General Zod

*****

"You may be thinking of Henry David Theroux, who lived On Walden Pond."
-- Will Dockery, feigning literacy

*****

"And, for the record, the post after this one in the thread was not written by me, but is actually another forgery/identity theft of my name and profile photo."
-- Will Dockery, internet psychic

*****

"It us self-explanatory, Corey."
-- Will Dockery, on the clarity of his writing.

*****

"I like to correct my mistakes when I make one."
-- Will Dockery, making an uncorrected mistake.

*****

"Bingo, I suspewct...."
-- General Zod

*****

"Sure, I can accept it, and also identify it as a lie and misrepresentation.."
-- Will Dockery, unsuccessfully denying that he's in denial.

*****

"Those ate two examples but I don't expect you to get my point."
-- Will Dockery, offering food for thought.

*****

"Yes, one thing about shambles is that was about the hoooker, not me of Richard Pryor, it even the night."
-- Will Dockery provides a literary analysis of one of his poems.

*****

"No, the interpretation is simply less narrow mined than yours."
-- Will Dockery on the broad mined nature of his poetry

*****

"Greyhound buses have latrines...."
-- General Zod, a man one should never get on a bus with.

*****

"Yes, once again, the archives hold the truth and poof."
-- Will Dockery on the transitory nature of truth.

*****

"Forget it, if he hasn't leaned basic English in 74 years I doubt the old fuckhead ever will."
-- Will "I gots me 9 years left ta lean English" Dockery

*****

"Thanks for the many years of year poetry, Doc..."
General Zod

*****

"Which you dustirt, lie about, and obviously obsess over."
-- Will Dockery on dustirtion

*****

"And I am not, and not trying to be... I'm just here to enjoy and lern about poetry and poets."
-- Will Dockery on the necessity of lernin’.

*****

"I will electrocute the minds of poetry readers…!"
-- George "The Executioner" Sulzbach

*****

"My new poems are mind blowing ones... heavy imery and ART influenece..."
-- General Zod

*****

"Good archive at the moment... I wonder if there is any Factsheet Five surviving on the Usenet for bygone days...?"
-- General Zod

*****

"True, the poem mails you, if so."
-- Will Dockery, having an acid flashback?

*****

"Good morning Video, keep up the great work."
-- Will Dockery, a man who wants his MTV.

*****

"How many times have you trolled me since 2092?"
-- Will Dockery, 2022.

*****

"It doesn't take a doctor to see Jim Senetto is an observation."
-- Will Dockery, making an observation.

*****

"He's not even a troll anymore, he's more like an automation, some kind of spambot."
-- Will Donkey, reminiscing about his favorite selection at the Automat.

*****

"I been listening to this one agin...."
-- General Zod

*****

"Cool, Instergram reaches many viewers..."
-- General Zod

*****

"Less we fergit..."
-- General Zod

*****

"Senetto, pretending to be able to diagnose such a confirmation."
-- Will Dockery, demonstrating, yet again, his inability to use polysyllabic words.

*****

"I find it funny in an enjoyable way."
-- Will Donkey, pontificating on enjoyable funniness vs… ?

*****

"how nice. you can insult people on Usenet! what a feet!"
-- Isaac "Jordy" Chase, ped fetishist

*****

"What a nasty lying fuchead this Pendragon fellow appears to be...."
General Zod

On Friday, September 9, 2022 at 8:14:08 PM UTC-4, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> WILL DONKEY: As always, thanks again for helping bring these almost forgotten poets out of obscurity, George Dance.
> GENERAL ZOD: Seconded...
> WILL DONKEY: Good morning, Zod, agreed.*
>
> *Will Donkey agreeing with himself.
>
> *****
>
> "Generally, East Coast refers to NYC."
> -- Will Dockery, village idiot
>
> ****&*
>
> "I don't think, I am."
> (Quod non Cogito, ergo sum.)
> -- Will Donkey refuting René Descartes.
>
> *****
>
> "Memories... pressed between the pages just like fine wine...…........."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "The poet has the last, definitive, word on the meaning(s) of his poetry."
> -- Will Dockery on the multiplicity of definitives
>
> *****
>
> "I do go in for the childish name-calling."
> -- Will Dockery in a rare moment of self-acknowledgement
>
> *****
>
> "One of the goals of poetry as I was taught and still work for, is as communication."
> -- Will Dockery demonstrating his failure to communicate
>
> *****
>
> "My poem serves as my definition."
> -- Will "Is so! Is so!" Dockery
>
> *****
>
> "It was done before me and after me, I'm simply adding my version."
> -- Will "The Amazing Criswell" Dockery
>
> *****
>
> "I don't pop pills unless there's no other alternative... being drug free for a few years now, you know."
> -- Will Dockery, on being clean and sober… except when he isn't.
>
> *****
>
> Regarding the influences on the advent of modern poetry:
>
> ZOD: I think perhaps the advemnt of HIP HOP spoken word poetry helped bring on the changes as well.....
>
> DONKEY: Yes, the poetry slam style of poetry has been very influential.
>
> *****
>
> "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "It is simply telling my story, which will be told... My way."
> -- Will Dockery, on the art of creative autobiography
>
> *****
>
> "I'd think so, but never underestimate the stupidity of a troll."
> -- Will Dockery, a man who should never be underestimated.
>
> *****
>
> "Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. What is the definition of real life stalking, if it isn't actually stalking?"
> -- Will Dockery, on the redundancy of dictionaries.
>
> *****
>
> "... it was written in a real boilerplate time of my life."
> -- Will Dockery, on the lack of unoriginality of his youthful literary endeavors.
>
> *****
>
> "I was influenced by the poetry of Edgar Allan Poland other poets but I don't consider that a topic to debate."
> -- Will Dockery on his literary influences
>
> *****
>
> "I know an obsessed teollisuuden Wien I see one."
> -- Will Dockery, dry drunk.
>
> *****
>
> "No, there's no time limit, no explanation date, on Usenet threads."
> -- Will Dockery on why he refuses to explain any of his unintelligible sentences
>
> *****
>
> "There you bare being baing lying, dishonest post editor Peter...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Because you simply don't have the capacity to make the leaps f creatve thought that I have."
> -- Will Dockery, on his intellectual prowess.
>
> *****
>
> "Incoherence is a matter of individual perspective."
> -- Will Dockery, on the subjective nature of Usenet posts.
>
> *****
>
> "Friends and family ate the best folks I know, Pendragon."
> -- Will Dockery, on the joy of Southern cooking.
>
> *****
>
> "If the viewer doesn't read the language the film is in, that's why subtitles are provided."
> -- Will Dockery, on the necessity of subtitles in cinema.
>
> *****
>
> "The Universal horro noir was hardtop top... Tis true...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "writing is just putting one word in front of another."
> -- Will Dockery, on the art of literary composition.
>
> *****
>
> "It was not a gay lame as the language was respectful.....!!"
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Calling it as I se it, as I live it, jackass...!
> Typo corrected...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Since Zod has lived in his own tent (a piece of discarded tarp hung over a tree branch) for a couple of years now, technically he isn't homeless."
> -- Will Dockery, on the many uses of discarded tarp.
>
> *****
>
> Rochester: "But [Will's] dick would be missing."
> Will Dockery: "That's out Rochester, always."
> NancyGene: "Then put your dick away or you will be arrested like George Sulzbach was for public indecency."
>
> *****
>
> "Since Zod has no bills living in a teet, being able to afford it is irrelevant."
> -- Will Dockery, on the benefits of teet living.
>
> *****
>
> "You are an obvious homophone spewing hate speech...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "I does happen, but Retro Guy gets us up and rolling quite quickly...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> Michael Pendragon
> MMP: Have you been eating those marijuana brownies again?
> WILL DOCKERY: No, but I will admit the one I ate was pretty good.
>
> *****
>
> "Poetic output is all shat /should/ be considered here, Rochester."
> -- Will Dockery, on the true nature of his poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Led me forget."
> -- Will "Drunky" Donkey
>
> *****
>
> "Yes, the senile old fart is so slobberingly obsessed wuth me that he will fall for anthing..."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "You are a silly, coonfused and senile old fellow..."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "You may be thinking of Henry David Theroux, who lived On Walden Pond."
> -- Will Dockery, feigning literacy
>
> *****
>
> "And, for the record, the post after this one in the thread was not written by me, but is actually another forgery/identity theft of my name and profile photo."
> -- Will Dockery, internet psychic
>
> *****
>
> "It us self-explanatory, Corey."
> -- Will Dockery, on the clarity of his writing.
>
> *****
>
> "I like to correct my mistakes when I make one."
> -- Will Dockery, making an uncorrected mistake.
>
> *****
>
> "Bingo, I suspewct...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Sure, I can accept it, and also identify it as a lie and misrepresentation."
> -- Will Dockery, unsuccessfully denying that he's in denial.
>
> *****
>
> "Those ate two examples but I don't expect you to get my point."
> -- Will Dockery, offering food for thought.
>
> *****
>
> "Yes, one thing about shambles is that was about the hoooker, not me of Richard Pryor, it even the night."
> -- Will Dockery provides a literary analysis of one of his poems.
>
> *****
>
> "No, the interpretation is simply less narrow mined than yours."
> -- Will Dockery on the broad mined nature of his poetry
>
> *****
>
> "Greyhound buses have latrines...."
> -- General Zod, a man one should never get on a bus with.
>
> *****
>
> "Yes, once again, the archives hold the truth and poof."
> -- Will Dockery on the transitory nature of truth.
>
> *****
>
> "Forget it, if he hasn't leaned basic English in 74 years I doubt the old fuckhead ever will."
> -- Will "I gots me 9 years left ta lean English" Dockery
>
> *****
>
> "Thanks for the many years of year poetry, Doc..."
> General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Which you dustirt, lie about, and obviously obsess over."
> -- Will Dockery on dustirtion
>
> *****
>
> "And I am not, and not trying to be... I'm just here to enjoy and lern about poetry and poets."
> -- Will Dockery on the necessity of lernin’.
>
> *****
>
> "I will electrocute the minds of poetry readers…!"
> -- George "The Executioner" Sulzbach
>
> *****
>
> "My new poems are mind blowing ones... heavy imery and ART influenece..."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Good archive at the moment... I wonder if there is any Factsheet Five surviving on the Usenet for bygone days...?"
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "True, the poem mails you, if so."
> -- Will Dockery, having an acid flashback?
>
> *****
>
> "Good morning Video, keep up the great work."
> -- Will Dockery, a man who wants his MTV.
>
> *****
>
> "How many times have you trolled me since 2092?"
> -- Will Dockery, 2022.
>
> *****
>
> "It doesn't take a doctor to see Jim Senetto is an observation."
> -- Will Dockery, making an observation.
>
> *****
>
> "He's not even a troll anymore, he's more like an automation, some kind of spambot."
> -- Will Donkey, reminiscing about his favorite selection at the Automat.
>
> *****
>
> "I been listening to this one agin...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Cool, Instergram reaches many viewers..."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Less we fergit..."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Senetto, pretending to be able to diagnose such a confirmation."
> -- Will Dockery, demonstrating, yet again, his inability to use polysyllabic words.
>
> *****
>
> "I find it funny in an enjoyable way."
> -- Will Donkey, pontificating on enjoyable funniness vs… ?
>
> *****
>
> "how nice. you can insult people on Usenet! what a feet!"
> -- Isaac "Jordy" Chase, ped fetishist
>
> *****
>
> "What a nasty lying fuchead this Pendragon fellow appears to be...."
> General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "I had grown weary of 'Rock Opera' by the time The Wall came out, but I still found it an enjoyable listen, in short spaces."
> -- Will Donkey, on the appropriate music for rooms with low ceilings.
>
> *****
>
> "Shut up you pinheaded motherfucker bight idiot.... ha ha ha.."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "Yes, that is the correct timeline, early days of 1981. Thanks for clarifying questions the chronology, Zod."
> -- Will Donkey, proving yet again, that he has the vocabulary of a slow-witted three-year old.
>
> *****
>
> "I was a youn gonr then , The little 1965,s I weas just a tou8ght in my
> mothers young woumb>>>>> I remember the store and game room of
> switch blde knifes and ball in mouth run away toyus. I love COlumbus
> Square Mall and I will Bring It Back Soon enough as you can say Balls
> in my courty! Fill My6 shyoes ass wholes!!! "
> -- Will Donkey on a drunky
>
> *****
>
> “Thanks for the transition, she's become a favorite poet of mine.”
> -- Will Dockery on reading Ilya’s latest translation of Russian poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "We can discuss either of the three if you want to."
> -- Will Donkey
>
> *****
>
> “If I wrote it, quote it, with proper attraction.”
> -- Will Dockery
>
> *****
>
> "Not true, when I made a mistake, I correct it."
> -- Will Donkey, demonstrating his inability to successfully make corrections.
>
> *****
>
> "No, it poetry and thus on topic in a poetry group."
> -- Will Donkey, wordsmith extraordinaire
>
> *****
>
> "I remember the day I wrote this poem, Summer 1998, June, I think."
> -- Will Donkey, not quite remembering the day after all.
>
> *****
>
> "Doing goo, sitting here on this bank of sand watching the river flow..."
> -- General Zod, Goo doer.
>
> *****
>
> "As you probably know, I have written some songs directly into the microphone as the tape rolled."
> -- Will Donkery on his… unique… style of composition.
>
> *****
>
> "Senetto, cameras and photographs were not so common in 1976 as they are now, so I don't have a huge number of photos from those days."
> -- Will Dockery on why no photo of him and "friend" Zu-Boltin has been posted.
>
> *****
>
> "That could be a hit... penis & weed, what a combo."
> -- Will Dockery on his favorite things.
>
> *****
>
> "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents "down South."
>
> *****
>
> "Kids will play around with other kids, having been one, I know that, but consent laws are indeed in place to keep adult predators from legally seducing children."
> -- Will Dockery, on playing with children
>
> *****
>
> INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> INTERVIEWER: How?
> WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you into the hole and cover it up.
>
> *****
>
> "… giggling
> at the gay guys
> outside Sweet Gum Head bar
> two green haired
> punk rock boys
> kissing…"
> -- Will Dockery, on why he's not homophobic.
>
> *****
>
> "Well, knowing Sulzbach as I do, I was pleasantly surprised he decided to spend the money on something other than booze and drugs."
> -- Will Dockery, providing a character reference for his best friend of 40-plus years.
>
> *****
>
> "Well, knowing Sulzbach as I do, I was pleasantly surprised he decided to spend the money on something other than booze and drugs. Or beer, wine, weed or hookers..."
> -- Will Dockery, expanding his character reference for his slurp buddy.
>
> *****
>
> PJR: Do you ever read the posts to which you reply?
> WILL DOCKERY: Okay, good point.
>
> *****
>
> "My frineds never heard of you...."
> -- General Zod
>
> *****
>
> "I have not been to a Waffle House in months."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "…the Waffle House dining area was not open the last time I stopped by there."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "I just rode past the Waffle House on Macon Road and they seem to be closed."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "…the local Waffle House locations are closing at 9pm, so are not good for late night coffee and Wi-Fi."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Now it turns out that Waffle House is open until nine at night, which is a major change from the open all night schedule that was traditional."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Waffle House is no longer the late night spot for coffee, conversation and Wi-Fi."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Waffle House locations here close at nine at night so they are not open all night, which explains why I stated that they were closed."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "The last time I went to Waffle House was in August, at the Alabama location."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Waffle House closing at 9pm is a big change."
> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>
> *****
>
> "Like sliding into the heart of darkness, man, hot and tight... and
> bushy."
> -- Will Dockery waxing literary on his experiences with "black pussy."
>
> *****
>
> "Well, I've gone black and did come back. The black women I've had sex
> with have been very exciting... there's that element of interest,
> slightly different muscle tone and genital make up, that's hard to
> describe in a family oriented group... it is a very tasty treat
> indeed..."
> -- Will Dockery, the man who went black and came back.
>
> *****
>
> "and you know… that over the years, I HAVE come really
> close to 'converting' to negrohood... remember in the early 1980s
> when I hated white folks and all that?"
> -- Will Dockery, on racism and "negrohood."
>
> *****
>
> "I tend to be stunned by the soft green eyed redheads the most, but the raven haired Xenas
> give me quite a buzz, as do the brown eyed bombshells, et cetera ad infinitum... and can fall in love at the drop of a hat, or panties...***wink***"
> -- Will Dockery, on romantic love.
>
> *****
>
> "And this is my main beef with the 'Christianity' that is overwhelmingly with us today... that Jesus was some kinda gay virgin nerd, rather than the Kickboxing Shaman (probably Warlock, too, judging from all the cool miracles he shot out when he was feeling frisky)."
> -- Will Dockery, pontificating on Christianity.
>
> *****
>
> "I see [Jesus] as a great hero on a par with Kerouac and Garcia(Jerry, not Joseph). Misinterpreted, watered-down, emasculated, and made into a quasi-homosexual whipping boy. Not that Jesus didn't have the "Martyr Complex" and didn't enjoy a bit of BDSM from time to time…"
> -- Will Dockery, "The Gospels According to Doc."
>
> *****
>
> "I'm thinking (and G-d talks to me more than Falwell, or is that Lucifer, it's hard to tell, it's usually his old lady, but She sure says some nice things who ever She is... love it when She drops by the shed for that angelic wake up... @:-} but I digress...)."
> -- Will Dockery, on his relationship with God
>
> *****
>
> "Jesus Christ had some big time charisma, had very little trouble getting laid {gives Godhead a whole new meaning}, congured up some Hellacool Magick, and could smack Chuck Norris upside the head if need be."
> -- Will Dockery, trolling Jesus Christ
>
> *****
>
> "I think [Jesus] was a Beatnik, and could very well have been bisexual. he speculated if he'd have let Judas blow him would Judas have gone into the 'gay backlash' over the rejection...? But Jesus dug Mary and Judas just didn't give him the Woodies. So..."
> -- Will Dockery, trolling Jesus Christ
>
> *****
>
> "I have a GED diploma and later had a couple of years of college, though."
> -- Will Dockery not discussing his personal life on Usenet
>
> *****
>
> "Loved Poe in Junior High School... almost as good as Hank Williams and Popeye."
> -- Will Dockery, village idiot.
>
> *****
>
> "(W)hen... I was banned... I decided that the time was definitely right to leave."
> -- Will "Sour Grapes" Dockery, on his decision to stop participating in "The Sunday Sampler"
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> "Who doesn't love a waffle?"
> -- Will Donkey, waffle junkie
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> "I have an Amazon account without those."
> -- Will Donkey, admitting that has neither a home address nor a credit card.
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> "So, this being a public domain poem, this might be a line to consider editing"
> -- Will Donkey, on sanctity of "public domain" text.
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> "There's nobody here but me, Chuck. I've driven every last one of them away..!"
> -- Will Dockery in a rare moment of candor.
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> H C: Would you believe that there is an organized, international effort
> afoot to have the word gullible removed from the dictionary?
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> WILL DONKEY: How did that turn out?
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> H C: Gullible' Isn't In the Dictionary
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> WILL DONKEY: That's a surprise.
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> "I do have a poem that appeared in my first chapbook, summer 1983, that blew it all out of the water, as the poem describes me 'going down' on a girl I knew while we were riding to work one morning, and I used the word for vagina that starts with a 'p' in the poem, one line in the poem states that I ate it as she drove... my wife of course read it. We split up for months, but I just now had it dawn on me that it might have been this poem, 'Jo Cairo', depicting an event that did not happen with us, as almost always it was me getting the head, since most of the time I was driving.... My first son, Clay, was only five years old in 1983, but of course he would soon read my poetry book, and wonder 'Did dad eat a cat?'"
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> From "Will Dockery: The Atlanta Years -- (1980/1983)."
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> "In school I got along with girls better than with other boys. There was a cute girl named Oxana whom I befriended. Once, during a presentation before class, I blew my nose into her dress."
> -- Ilya Shambat, ladies man
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> "I can from this make an educated guess that you are not Adolf Hitler."
> -- Ilya Shambat
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> "I'm not familiar with it. Does it relate to The Beatles?"
> -- Will Dockery on the extent of his cultural knowledge
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> "Jeeze, just my opinion, but Spencer's poetry definitely could improve by casting it with modern language and spelling."
> -- Will Donkey on trying to read Spenser.
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> "(I) put my finger to her hole."
> -- Will Dockery, waxing poetic on the topic of romantic love
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> "Anyone with any sense can see that, thusly...."
> -- General Zod
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> "I regard Romeo and Juliet to not just be a play about romantic love, but rather a metaphor for Europe's transformation from feudalism to civilization. Through the lovers' sacrifice the families realize the pointlessness of their feud and come together to work on building a civilization."
> -- Ilya Shambat
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> "I would posit 13/14 as being an area where rational consent is possible, but anything younger while possible, is not advisable."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering [attempting to justify Ginsberg's having had sex with 14-year old boys]
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> "Metaphysics IS poetry."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering
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> "Shalom & Erev tov, everyone...PaederastDeSock knows nothing of the mother of my 2 children now in Yisra'el. Neither does NaziQueene whose psychopathy is documented here. He is attempting to equate '14' with immaturity, or infancy. This is how he mangles reality. They were adults in the eyes of halakhah...which FakeJewMikey is decidedly not."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering [attempting to justify having had sex with 14-year old girls]
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> "His trash will be composted."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering
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> "I suggest you retract your illogical petulance. Dialogue is not a scoreboard of how many times you can anoint yourself as the guardian of gan eden's numerous mediaeval labyrinths. You have not provided 'evidence', but your ill-formulated opinions. Your anti-intellectualism is becoming more evident as based on perfunctory spitballs."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen “Pickles” Pickering
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> "There is no 'fact' of 'statutory rape'. 'Morality' -- like 'gnosticism', 'god', haKodesh Barukh hu, 'mysticism' -- are NOT definable, and for you to keep transposing your stultifying proto-fascism onto others is not accepted by me."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering
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> "Allen Ginsberg had sexual activity with a young man who was NOT 15, but 17/18, and he made a hyperbolic error in using the word '15'."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering
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> "The 'incest taboo' cannot be predicated on known biology, but is a human sociopolitical category."
> -- The late, unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering, justifying his acts of child molestation
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> Regarding the influences on the advent of modern poetry:
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> ZOD: I think perhaps the advemnt of HIP HOP spoken word poetry helped bring on the changes as well.....
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> DONKEY: Yes, the poetry slam style of poetry has been very influential.
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> "No doubt about it, Edmund Spenser would fit in very well in the worlds of Terry Gilliam and Monty Python."
> -- Will Dockery, demonstrating why he never made it through the 8th grade..
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> "Spenser definitely has grown on me, since I began viewing him as a figure that Terry Gilliam or Monty Python might come across in, say, Jabberwocky or The Holy Grail."
> -- Will Dockery, demonstrating why he never made it through 8th grade… the second time.
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