DEEP IN THE NIGHT

Deep in the night where demons prowl
Where fair is foul and foul is fair
Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
And Death rides silent on the air,
When witches weave a starry spell
And dead men tell their ghastly tale
And candles spit like flames of Hell
And moonlight dies and men grow pale
As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
When Maya strips away her veil,
That's when the devil walks with man.

Deep in the night when bats take wing
Hecate sings her witching rune
While silver moonbeams, lingering
In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
And phantom lips and faerie schemes
Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
That held me like a Chinese fan.
Aurora's maiden smile disarms
Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
But I'm a child of the night
And draw delight from darkling climes,
From secret deeds and unseen crimes
And kisses stolen under stars
Where fallen angels strum guitars
And hum a song of mortal sin,
Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
Where dreamers chase the restless sands
To see where dreams begin.

MMP
2013

On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> DEEP IN THE NIGHT
>
>
> Deep in the night where demons prowl
> Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> And Death rides silent on the air,
> When witches weave a starry spell
> And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> And candles spit like flames of Hell
> And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> When Maya strips away her veil,
> That's when the devil walks with man.
>
> Deep in the night when bats take wing
> Hecate sings her witching rune
> While silver moonbeams, lingering
> In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> That held me like a Chinese fan.
> Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> But I'm a child of the night
> And draw delight from darkling climes,
> From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> And kisses stolen under stars
> Where fallen angels strum guitars
> And hum a song of mortal sin,
> Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> To see where dreams begin.
>
> MMP
> 2013

It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.

"That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott

On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> >
> >
> > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > When witches weave a starry spell
> > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > That's when the devil walks with man.
> >
> > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > But I'm a child of the night
> > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > And kisses stolen under stars
> > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > To see where dreams begin.
> >
> > MMP
> > 2013
> It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
>
> "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott

Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.

On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > >
> > >
> > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > >
> > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > To see where dreams begin.
> > >
> > > MMP
> > > 2013
> > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> >
> > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.

Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?

I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!

On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > >
> > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > >
> > > > MMP
> > > > 2013
> > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > >
> > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
>
> I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!

They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.

On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > >
> > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > >
> > > > > MMP
> > > > > 2013
> > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > >
> > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> >
> > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.

You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.

On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > 2013
> > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > >
> > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.

Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.

On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > >
> > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.

Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.

On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > >
> > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.

On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
>

Has Clay got an specials?

On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 7:15:50 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> > Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
> >
> Has Clay got an specials?
Clay has Free Feel Fridays and Sunday Blow Outs.

On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 7:15:50 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > > > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> > > Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
> > >
> > Has Clay got an specials?
> Clay has Free Feel Fridays and Sunday Blow Outs.

I'll take one of them Sunday Blow Outs.

Er... it's okay tuh say y'ud take a blow out from yer son, right?

Ah mean of course it's okay to get one, but is it okay to talk about it in public?

On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 9:33:40 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 7:15:50 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > > > > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> > > > Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
> > > >
> > > Has Clay got an specials?
> > Clay has Free Feel Fridays and Sunday Blow Outs.
> I'll take one of them Sunday Blow Outs.
>
> Er... it's okay tuh say y'ud take a blow out from yer son, right?
>
> Ah mean of course it's okay to get one, but is it okay to talk about it in public?

Some skeletons are best left in the closet.

On Thursday, March 9, 2023 at 8:47:05 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 9:33:40 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 7:15:50 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers..
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > > > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > > > > > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
> > > > >
> > > > Has Clay got an specials?
> > > Clay has Free Feel Fridays and Sunday Blow Outs.
> > I'll take one of them Sunday Blow Outs.
> >
> > Er... it's okay tuh say y'ud take a blow out from yer son, right?
> >
> > Ah mean of course it's okay to get one, but is it okay to talk about it in public?
> Some skeletons are best left in the closet.
There were a lot of complaints about Mildred and her dogs.

On Thursday, March 9, 2023 at 4:51:29 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, March 9, 2023 at 8:47:05 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 9:33:40 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 7:15:50 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 7, 2023 at 1:54:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, March 5, 2023 at 10:32:07 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 4:14:50 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:32:38 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 3, 2023 at 8:57:49 AM UTC-5, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 7:03:07 PM UTC-5, Will Donkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 3:55:17 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, February 24, 2023 at 6:33:46 PM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 6:51:05 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > DEEP IN THE NIGHT
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night where demons prowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where fair is foul and foul is fair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where bullfrogs chant and black cats howl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And Death rides silent on the air,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When witches weave a starry spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And dead men tell their ghastly tale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And candles spit like flames of Hell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And moonlight dies and men grow pale
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As bacchants raise a toast to Pan --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When Maya strips away her veil,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's when the devil walks with man.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Deep in the night when bats take wing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hecate sings her witching rune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > While silver moonbeams, lingering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > In gypsy eyes that fly to soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enchant my soul with wicked dreams,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Till morning sunbeams break night's charms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And phantom lips and faerie schemes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fade like the pair of ghostly arms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That held me like a Chinese fan.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aurora's maiden smile disarms
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Night's shadowplay with skies cyan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And bathes the heav'ns in infant light --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I'm a child of the night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And draw delight from darkling climes,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > From secret deeds and unseen crimes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And kisses stolen under stars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where fallen angels strum guitars
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And hum a song of mortal sin,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where vagabonds and gypsy bands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whisk lovers off to foreign lands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where dreamers chase the restless sands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To see where dreams begin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > MMP
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2013
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It feels less deep when you're on top of the covers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "That's what she said!" -- Michael Scott
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or when you're short-sheeted. Recollections may vary.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ain't got no dern sheets in muh shed. Sheets is fo rich folk! Who needs sheets when you can get newspapers and local flyers fo free?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I used to sleep under copies of "Playgrounds" evuh night. Them was the days!
> > > > > > > > > > They just don't make good fish wrap anymore.
> > > > > > > > > You've always got however many copies of the Donkey chapbook you had printed up.
> > > > > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits is stuffing her bra with those, to make her cleavage even more donkeylicious.
> > > > > > > Will's promised me I can cop a free feel from her if I ever manage to get into the United States.
> > > > > > Sarah DonkeyTits will give you a Friends and Family discount. Or, you can buy one tit, get one free. Looking and photos are always free.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Has Clay got an specials?
> > > > Clay has Free Feel Fridays and Sunday Blow Outs.
> > > I'll take one of them Sunday Blow Outs.
> > >
> > > Er... it's okay tuh say y'ud take a blow out from yer son, right?
> > >
> > > Ah mean of course it's okay to get one, but is it okay to talk about it in public?
> > Some skeletons are best left in the closet.
> There were a lot of complaints about Mildred and her dogs.

Yeah, but she couldn't take the dogs inside the shed... who know'd if they was housebroken?