Shitstains on Your Trousers*
a poem and song by NancyGene

When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw

Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.

*With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> a poem and song by NancyGene
>
> When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>
> Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>
>
> *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)

Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
Shitstains are now all that you can find*

*With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >
> > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >
> > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >
> >
> > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>
> *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.

A new favorite!

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 1:16:18 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >
> > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >
> > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >
> >
> > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>
> *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.

Please behave, Robert! You generally appear to be a friendly, cordial,
Amiable personality and you don’t appear to generally enjoy engaging in nasty, puerile, obnoxious, malicious behavior which is why you have been contrite and conciliatory and have erased your more contentious posts… why start up again with that nonsense? You know better…

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> > >
> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> > >
> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> > >
> > >
> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
> >
> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
> A new favorite!
Even better on second read.

Jordy C wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 1:16:18 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
>> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
>>> Shitstains on Your Trousers*
>>> a poem and song by NancyGene
>>>
>>> When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
>>> Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
>>> Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
>>> You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>>>
>>> Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
>>> Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
>>> Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
>>> Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
>>> People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>>>
>>>
>>> *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
>> Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
>> Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
>> Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
>> Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>>
>> *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
>
> Please behave, Robert!
>
>
STFU, pissbum queer.

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
4c8f-9518-0e79d60dd68en@googlegroups.com:

> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
>> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burrows
> wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene
> wrote:
>> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
>> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
>> > >
>> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
>> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
>> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat yo
> ur whore
>> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>> > >
>> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
>> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
>> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
>> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
>> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George
> Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
>> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
>> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
>> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
>> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>> >
>> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
>> A new favorite!
> Even better on second read.
>
The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas show.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 8:58:19 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
> 4c8f-9518-0...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burrows
> > wrote:
> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene
> > wrote:
> >> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> >> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >> > >
> >> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> >> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> >> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat yo
> > ur whore
> >> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >> > >
> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> >> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> >> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George
> > Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> >> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> >> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> >> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> >> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
> >> >
> >> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
> >> A new favorite!
> > Even better on second read.
> >
> The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas show.
>
Yes, we have a lot of new material to use this year on the tour. Are you still available to play lead guitar? You will have lots of solos.

BTW, we hope that you are having a nice day today so far. We do worry about that.
>
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:4b7c0635-7aed-442a-9b46-de9f594aa8fbn@googlegroups.com:

> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 8:58:19 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
>> 4c8f-9518-0...@googlegroups.com:
>> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene wro
> te:
>> >> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burro
> ws
>> > wrote:
>> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGe
> ne
>> > wrote:
>> >> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
>> >> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
>> >> > >
>> >> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
>> >> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
>> >> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat
> yo
>> > ur whore
>> >> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
>> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
>> >> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
>> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
>> >> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by Geor
> ge
>> > Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
>> >> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
>> >> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
>> >> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
>> >> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>> >> >
>> >> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
>> >> A new favorite!
>> > Even better on second read.
>> >
>> The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas show.
>>
> Yes, we have a lot of new material to use this year on the tour. Are
> you still available to play lead guitar? You will have lots of solos.

I have a Japanese DK2S along with with a new flanger pedal just waiting
to hit the stage. Specs, in case you're curious. Shame they aren't
making the model these days. It's fucking voodoo.

https://www.themusiczoo.com/products/jackson-dk2s-dinky-cobalt-1997

Of course the Telecaster comes along for the twang.
> BTW, we hope that you are having a nice day today so far. We do worry
> about that.

Pretty good month, got lots of positive work finished the last few
weeks. I can coast the rest of the year on three day work weeks and one
day education. Three day weekends, woo-hoo. So I can do the tour.
Prepare the groupies.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:09:16 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:4b7c0635-7aed-442a...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 8:58:19 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> > wrote:
> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
> >> 4c8f-9518-0...@googlegroups.com:
> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene wro
> > te:
> >> >> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Burro
> > ws
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGe
> > ne
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> >> >> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> >> >> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> >> >> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat
> > yo
> >> > ur whore
> >> >> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> >> >> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> >> >> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by Geor
> > ge
> >> > Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> >> >> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> >> >> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> >> >> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> >> >> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
> >> >> >
> >> >> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
> >> >> A new favorite!
> >> > Even better on second read.
> >> >
> >> The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas show.
> >>
> > Yes, we have a lot of new material to use this year on the tour. Are
> > you still available to play lead guitar? You will have lots of solos.
> I have a Japanese DK2S along with with a new flanger pedal just waiting
> to hit the stage. Specs, in case you're curious. Shame they aren't
> making the model these days. It's fucking voodoo.
>
> https://www.themusiczoo.com/products/jackson-dk2s-dinky-cobalt-1997
Cujo, how can you get more fantastic? Handsome, rich, talented, well employed and play the guitar!

>
> Of course the Telecaster comes along for the twang.
That goes without saying. The tour will the legend. "The Movie" is also being negotiated.

> > BTW, we hope that you are having a nice day today so far. We do worry
> > about that.
> Pretty good month, got lots of positive work finished the last few
> weeks. I can coast the rest of the year on three day work weeks and one
> day education. Three day weekends, woo-hoo. So I can do the tour.
> Prepare the groupies.

Your Security team is awesome. Even we, when we tried to get an autograph, were turned away.
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> a poem and song by NancyGene
>
> When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>
> Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>
>
> *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)

LOL. As much as I love Connie Francis, I have to admit that your lyrics fit perfectly with the tune.

On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 1:16:18 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >
> > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >
> > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >
> >
> > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>
> *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.

That's the Bharma Dumb life!

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:f736d9f7-d129-4000-94b8-ad6d952f9d0bn@googlegroups.com:

> On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:09:16 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:4b7c0635-7aed-442a...@googlegroups.com:
>> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 8:58:19 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpu
> ppet
>> > wrote:
>> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
>> >> 4c8f-9518-0...@googlegroups.com:
>> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene
> wro
>> > te:
>> >> >> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Bu
> rro
>> > ws
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, Nanc
> yGe
>> > ne
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
>> >> >> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
>> >> >> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
>> >> >> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you b
> eat
>> > yo
>> >> > ur whore
>> >> >> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
>
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
>> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
>> >> >> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
>> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
>> >> >> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by G
> eor
>> > ge
>> >> > Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
>> >> >> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
>> >> >> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
>> >> >> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
>> >> >> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
>> >> >> A new favorite!
>> >> > Even better on second read.
>> >> >
>> >> The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas
>> >> show.
>> >>
>> > Yes, we have a lot of new material to use this year on the tour.
>> > Are you still available to play lead guitar? You will have lots of
>> > solos.
>> I have a Japanese DK2S along with with a new flanger pedal just
>> waiting
>
>> to hit the stage. Specs, in case you're curious. Shame they aren't
>> making the model these days. It's fucking voodoo.
>>
>> https://www.themusiczoo.com/products/jackson-dk2s-dinky-cobalt-1997
> Cujo, how can you get more fantastic? Handsome, rich, talented, well
> employed and play the guitar!

Well, I can sing better than the "artists" in Columbus too. I can even
stay in key.
>>
>> Of course the Telecaster comes along for the twang.
> That goes without saying. The tour will the legend. "The Movie" is
> also being negotiated.

I want Bobcat Goldthwait to play me. Telecasters can only be Shoreline
Gold or Butterscotch Blonde. Fretboard wood is negotiable. Accuracy
matters.

>> > BTW, we hope that you are having a nice day today so far. We do
>> > worry
>
>> > about that.
>> Pretty good month, got lots of positive work finished the last few
>> weeks. I can coast the rest of the year on three day work weeks and
>> one
>
>> day education. Three day weekends, woo-hoo. So I can do the tour.
>> Prepare the groupies.
>
> Your Security team is awesome. Even we, when we tried to get an
> autograph, were turned away.

Strict orders to only admit DD cups or better. You weren't wearing an
oversized coat that hid the puppies by any chance?

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:27:59 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >
> > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >
> > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >
> >
> > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> LOL. As much as I love Connie Francis, I have to admit that your lyrics fit perfectly with the tune.
We were thinking of doing The Great American Songbook, with the theme of filthy trousers running through it. Robert's poem fits nicely in there.

It's a little known fact that there are no washing machines in Columbus.

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 3:12:33 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:f736d9f7-d129-4000...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:09:16 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> > wrote:
> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:4b7c0635-7aed-442a...@googlegroups.com:
> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 8:58:19 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpu
> > ppet
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in news:613b63a5-3d24-
> >> >> 4c8f-9518-0...@googlegroups.com:
> >> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:33:34 PM UTC, NancyGene
> > wro
> >> > te:
> >> >> >> On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 5:16:18 PM UTC, Robert Bu
> > rro
> >> > ws
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, Nanc
> > yGe
> >> > ne
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> >> >> >> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> >> >> >> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> >> >> >> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you b
> > eat
> >> > yo
> >> >> > ur whore
> >> >> >> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> >
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> >> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> >> >> >> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> >> >> >> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> >> >> >> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by G
> > eor
> >> > ge
> >> >> > Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> >> >> >> > Shitstains on your trousers makes you crappy
> >> >> >> > Shitstains on your glasses makes you blind
> >> >> >> > Shitstains on your blue tarp makes it nasty
> >> >> >> > Shitstains are now all that you can find*
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > *With apologies to "Sunshine on My Shoulders" by John Denver.
> >> >> >> A new favorite!
> >> >> > Even better on second read.
> >> >> >
> >> >> The Frostyettes have some cool chorus work ahead for the Xmas
> >> >> show.
> >> >>
> >> > Yes, we have a lot of new material to use this year on the tour.
> >> > Are you still available to play lead guitar? You will have lots of
> >> > solos.
> >> I have a Japanese DK2S along with with a new flanger pedal just
> >> waiting
> >
> >> to hit the stage. Specs, in case you're curious. Shame they aren't
> >> making the model these days. It's fucking voodoo.
> >>
> >> https://www.themusiczoo.com/products/jackson-dk2s-dinky-cobalt-1997
> > Cujo, how can you get more fantastic? Handsome, rich, talented, well
> > employed and play the guitar!
> Well, I can sing better than the "artists" in Columbus too. I can even
> stay in key.

And he can sing too!
> >>
> >> Of course the Telecaster comes along for the twang.
> > That goes without saying. The tour will be legend. "The Movie" is
> > also being negotiated.
> I want Bobcat Goldthwait to play me. Telecasters can only be Shoreline
> Gold or Butterscotch Blonde. Fretboard wood is negotiable. Accuracy
> matters.

You can be scientific adviser. Bobcat is anxious to do the part--free.

> >> > BTW, we hope that you are having a nice day today so far. We do
> >> > worry
> >
> >> > about that.
> >> Pretty good month, got lots of positive work finished the last few
> >> weeks. I can coast the rest of the year on three day work weeks and
> >> one
> >
> >> day education. Three day weekends, woo-hoo. So I can do the tour.
> >> Prepare the groupies.
> >
> > Your Security team is awesome. Even we, when we tried to get an
> > autograph, were turned away.
> Strict orders to only admit DD cups or better. You weren't wearing an
> oversized coat that hid the puppies by any chance?

You do realize that you will be letting Sarah Donkeytits in, don't you?

> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 12:05:44 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:27:59 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> > >
> > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> > >
> > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> > >
> > >
> > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> > LOL. As much as I love Connie Francis, I have to admit that your lyrics fit perfectly with the tune.
> We were thinking of doing The Great American Songbook, with the theme of filthy trousers running through it. Robert's poem fits nicely in there.
>

And now the rancid stain of runny shit
Steals across the surface of my pants,
What a shame they're my last trousers that fit
Guess I'll should scrub them if I get a chance.

I crapped my other pair last Saturday,
Left them in a ditch by the roadside;
Life is such a bitch that I don't want to stay
I think I'll just lay down and die.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm dressed in filthy rags
Stinking like a john,
From head to toes, shitstains on my clothes
Mix with the stench of last night's piss.
Still it is such bliss, to be "camping" on the river.
But when you gotta go, there's no hesitation
There simply isn't any time.

Beside the Chattahooch slurping bum wine
Dirty in my arms;
He never fails... shoots it up my tail
Which only makes me want to poo.

Though I clean in vain
On my pants it will remain
That horrible shitstain...
Oh crap! I'm gonna shit again.

-- Stinky Sulzbach
With apologies to Mitchell Parish and Hoagy Carmichael

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 5:30:44 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 12:05:44 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 2:27:59 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, October 18, 2023 at 12:49:15 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > Shitstains on Your Trousers*
> > > > a poem and song by NancyGene
> > > >
> > > > When you left your wall-less home and you hit a cop
> > > > Told me you were Proud and Out and your pants you dropped
> > > > Your brain’s been gone since your last trial, and you beat your whore
> > > > You’ve no shame and ran and Dan barfs at what you draw
> > > >
> > > > Shitstains on your trousers leave a trail of goo
> > > > Shitstains on your trousers--dead rat kettle stew
> > > > Wet, you live in squalor, even Will you blew
> > > > Shitstains on your trousers, covered with doo-doo
> > > > People who pass by you, say you smell like zoo.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > *With thanks to “Lipstick on Your Collar,” by George Goehring and Edna Lewis (1959)
> > > LOL. As much as I love Connie Francis, I have to admit that your lyrics fit perfectly with the tune.
> > We were thinking of doing The Great American Songbook, with the theme of filthy trousers running through it. Robert's poem fits nicely in there.
> >
> And now the rancid stain of runny shit
> Steals across the surface of my pants,
> What a shame they're my last trousers that fit
> Guess I'll should scrub them if I get a chance.
>
> I crapped my other pair last Saturday,
> Left them in a ditch by the roadside;
> Life is such a bitch that I don't want to stay
> I think I'll just lay down and die.
>
> Sometimes I wonder why I'm dressed in filthy rags
> Stinking like a john,
> From head to toes, shitstains on my clothes
> Mix with the stench of last night's piss.
> Still it is such bliss, to be "camping" on the river.
> But when you gotta go, there's no hesitation
> There simply isn't any time.
>
> Beside the Chattahooch slurping bum wine
> Dirty in my arms;
> He never fails... shoots it up my tail
> Which only makes me want to poo.
>
> Though I clean in vain
> On my pants it will remain
> That horrible shitstain...
> Oh crap! I'm gonna shit again.
>
> -- Stinky Sulzbach
> With apologies to Mitchell Parish and Hoagy Carmichael

Masterful and heart-tugging in its reality.

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:f4c6ed6f-f2b1-41e2-96f9-f0497dc1f277n@googlegroups.com:

> On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 3:12:33 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:f736d9f7-d129-4000...@googlegroups.com:

<snippery>
>> > Your Security team is awesome. Even we, when we tried to get an
>> > autograph, were turned away.
>> Strict orders to only admit DD cups or better. You weren't wearing an
>> oversized coat that hid the puppies by any chance?
>
> You do realize that you will be letting Sarah Donkeytits in, don't
> you?

I do have to throw the roadies something every once in a while. It's why
I issue them blinders and a dark room.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.