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by: NancyGene - Wed, 13 Dec 2023 22:05 UTC

Schtupped on the Bar Top*
a poem and song by NancyGene

Up on the bar stool smack, smack, smack
Spreads fat chanteuse Nelly Black.
Out from the shed door pee pee pee
Stumbles that foul Will Dockery.

Ho, ho, ho, let’s do a show
Ho, ho, ho, no talent? We know.
Down in the tent camp swig, swig, swig
George Sulzbach has wine and a cig.

Up on the stage now, screech, screech, screech
Sandy Madaris does owl outreach
Squatting with Ira, wave, wave, wave
Pick talks with wives from beyond the grave.

Ho, ho, ho, Dunce is brought low
With chapbooks fluffed with braggadocio.
Give them all a job and a hand;
There’s no success in Shadowland.

*With apologies to “Up on the Housetop” by Benjamin Hanby (1864)

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