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 by: Michael Pendragon - Wed, 13 Dec 2023 18:44 UTC

On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 10:09:07 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 5:28:25 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:09:21 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 6:16:06 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 11:53:45 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:22:02 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 11:10:45 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 4:08:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 5:52:34 PM UTC+1, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 8:13:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:28:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 1:49:01 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 6:32:13 PM UTC+2, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 5:40:18 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 2:13:32 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:37:20 AM UTC+11, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 7:41:26 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 1:56:47 AM UTC+4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 10:59:59 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 2:52:09 PM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 1:46:18 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 5:03:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:48:10 AM UTC+8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 4:23:34 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:23:04 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:48:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:01:05 PM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:45:55 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 1:51:49 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 10:19:46 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 4:45:12 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 8:02:45 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This review has been reposted to show that Will Dockery (Will Donkey) is the worst poet who's ever lived.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about the skeleton of blood? Blood hasn't got a skeleton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a metaphor for a mosquito. It has an exoskeleton--Will Donkey remembers when he was bitten 508 times on that summer afternoon last Christmas when the dandelions were blooming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And we all know that there's nothing more bloodthirsty than a Christmas mosquito.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will cover that by saying that he was in Australia at the time, and dingoes ate his baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It ate his baby, puked it out, and thus the world knew Joey Stout.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about a bloody skeleton? If the bones are laid bare, the blood is long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lapped up by Mildred's dog progeny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was an old woman who lived in a shed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She had so many puppies 'cause she took dogs to bed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did all of Mildred's litters get their ears clipped before being released to survive on their own?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > None. Clipping ears costs money. Just keep an eye out for "Dumbo Dogs," and there's a 99.9% chance that it's a Dockery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem a piece of incomprehensible twaddle?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it is. It's a Will Donkey poem!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do these poems take longer for him to type than to create?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but only because autocorrect sabotages them at every turn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a cheap phone--there is no autocorrect on that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That won't stop him from blaming it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm still trying to figure out how a bear got in the mafia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It was hiding behind the forest in the swamp above the sea in the oak tree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn bears are everywhere these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That bears repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < groan >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Dockery bears the burden of poverty and ignorance and accepts that, along with his mother and brother's checks.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he still collecting those?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should inform TPTB.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We think that ME already informed the government. If not, we can do that. It's just a matter of time before Will Dockery is arrested for fraud and impersonation. Ironic, huh? Maybe Will and Joey can share the same cell, but Will certainly wouldn't protect him. He would have some bargaining power with those candids that Ducky took of Sarah Donkeytits frolicking in the sand/swamp/hills/shore/clay/forest..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Clay photos should go over big as well.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the Star Whores photos, featuring Clay as a fat Captain Kirk but with a hyperdrive butt plug?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whoever told him he looked like Captain Kirk? His father?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are also some nudes of him wearing his "Pig Man" makeup from whatever indie movie he was in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Better to do the SheepMan or GoatMan roles that he made famous in the Village. However, Clay the Gay did invite Jordy's Uncle to visit him on Fire Island, which he said was just like going to Aruba.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy and Clay would make a good couple.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, very much so. They have so much in common: gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're also both middle-aged pudgeballs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, Clay the Gay has genes to battle, but Isaac just sits around eating, waiting for his mother to take him along on vacation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did Uncle Isaac wear a Speedo on the beach in Dallas? Was he cruisin' after his mother abandoned him? He may have ended up at lost luggage, unless he had his name tag on his shirt. "My name is Isaac Chase and my phone number is (203) 867-5309."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I guess he was lost luggage then. His name tag said "Hello, I'm Jordy."
> > > > > > > > > > > Did he have "Good afternoon, I'm Jordy" and "Same to you, I'm Jordy" name tags on his forehead?
> > > > > > > > > > And a "Good evening, I'm Jordy" on his undershorts.
> > > > > > > > > Do you mean his Star Wars pull-ups? ("I'm a big boy now.")
> > > > > > > > I thought he wore Ernie and Berts.
> > > > > > > We can only go by what his nephew reported. He would have gone commando, but his mother wouldn't let him soil his short pants.
> > > > > > She Pampers® him.
> > > > > Serious question: Can Jordy's Uncle tie his own shoes or does he still have the Velcro straps? Do his shoes light up? Does he have wheels in the soles? He may also be chipped in case he wanders away. His mom gave him Huggies every night.
> > > > >
> > > > Jordy waits in bed every morning until the Chase family nanny comes over to dress him.
> > > You know how the rappers refer to their houses as their cribs? Well, Jordy's Uncle sleeps in an actual crib. He hasn't tried to climb out yet.
> > > >
> > > > His mom gave him Huggies six times a night and up. He was a pissy little kid.
> > > He may be dehydrated! Perhaps his sucking reflex is below normal?
> > Ever since Jordy Chasescott went off to college, "Jordy" has been left with nothing to suck on but his thumb.
> He metaphysically sucks on AAPC. Does he still have his pinko blanket? Dockery would love a meet-up with Jordy's Uncle to satisfy both their sucking needs.
His existence is just one big suck. He sucks off of the State, he sucks off of his family, and he sucks off a certain member of the same.


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 by: NancyGene - Wed, 13 Dec 2023 20:47 UTC

On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 2:44:03 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 10:09:07 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 5:28:25 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:09:21 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 6:16:06 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 11:53:45 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:22:02 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 11:10:45 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 4:08:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 5:52:34 PM UTC+1, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 8:13:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:28:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 1:49:01 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 6:32:13 PM UTC+2, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 5:40:18 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 2:13:32 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:37:20 AM UTC+11, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 7:41:26 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 1:56:47 AM UTC+4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 10:59:59 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 2:52:09 PM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 1:46:18 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 5:03:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:48:10 AM UTC+8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 4:23:34 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:23:04 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:48:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:01:05 PM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:45:55 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 1:51:49 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 10:19:46 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 4:45:12 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 8:02:45 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This review has been reposted to show that Will Dockery (Will Donkey) is the worst poet who's ever lived.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about the skeleton of blood? Blood hasn't got a skeleton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a metaphor for a mosquito. It has an exoskeleton--Will Donkey remembers when he was bitten 508 times on that summer afternoon last Christmas when the dandelions were blooming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And we all know that there's nothing more bloodthirsty than a Christmas mosquito.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will cover that by saying that he was in Australia at the time, and dingoes ate his baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It ate his baby, puked it out, and thus the world knew Joey Stout.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about a bloody skeleton? If the bones are laid bare, the blood is long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lapped up by Mildred's dog progeny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was an old woman who lived in a shed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She had so many puppies 'cause she took dogs to bed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did all of Mildred's litters get their ears clipped before being released to survive on their own?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > None. Clipping ears costs money. Just keep an eye out for "Dumbo Dogs," and there's a 99.9% chance that it's a Dockery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem a piece of incomprehensible twaddle?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it is. It's a Will Donkey poem!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do these poems take longer for him to type than to create?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but only because autocorrect sabotages them at every turn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a cheap phone--there is no autocorrect on that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That won't stop him from blaming it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm still trying to figure out how a bear got in the mafia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It was hiding behind the forest in the swamp above the sea in the oak tree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn bears are everywhere these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That bears repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < groan >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Dockery bears the burden of poverty and ignorance and accepts that, along with his mother and brother's checks.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he still collecting those?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should inform TPTB.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We think that ME already informed the government. If not, we can do that. It's just a matter of time before Will Dockery is arrested for fraud and impersonation. Ironic, huh? Maybe Will and Joey can share the same cell, but Will certainly wouldn't protect him. He would have some bargaining power with those candids that Ducky took of Sarah Donkeytits frolicking in the sand/swamp/hills/shore/clay/forest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Clay photos should go over big as well.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the Star Whores photos, featuring Clay as a fat Captain Kirk but with a hyperdrive butt plug?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whoever told him he looked like Captain Kirk? His father?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are also some nudes of him wearing his "Pig Man" makeup from whatever indie movie he was in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Better to do the SheepMan or GoatMan roles that he made famous in the Village. However, Clay the Gay did invite Jordy's Uncle to visit him on Fire Island, which he said was just like going to Aruba.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy and Clay would make a good couple..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, very much so. They have so much in common: gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're also both middle-aged pudgeballs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, Clay the Gay has genes to battle, but Isaac just sits around eating, waiting for his mother to take him along on vacation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did Uncle Isaac wear a Speedo on the beach in Dallas? Was he cruisin' after his mother abandoned him? He may have ended up at lost luggage, unless he had his name tag on his shirt. "My name is Isaac Chase and my phone number is (203) 867-5309."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess he was lost luggage then. His name tag said "Hello, I'm Jordy."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have "Good afternoon, I'm Jordy" and "Same to you, I'm Jordy" name tags on his forehead?
> > > > > > > > > > > And a "Good evening, I'm Jordy" on his undershorts.
> > > > > > > > > > Do you mean his Star Wars pull-ups? ("I'm a big boy now..")
> > > > > > > > > I thought he wore Ernie and Berts.
> > > > > > > > We can only go by what his nephew reported. He would have gone commando, but his mother wouldn't let him soil his short pants.
> > > > > > > She Pampers® him.
> > > > > > Serious question: Can Jordy's Uncle tie his own shoes or does he still have the Velcro straps? Do his shoes light up? Does he have wheels in the soles? He may also be chipped in case he wanders away. His mom gave him Huggies every night.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Jordy waits in bed every morning until the Chase family nanny comes over to dress him.
> > > > You know how the rappers refer to their houses as their cribs? Well, Jordy's Uncle sleeps in an actual crib. He hasn't tried to climb out yet.
> > > > >
> > > > > His mom gave him Huggies six times a night and up. He was a pissy little kid.
> > > > He may be dehydrated! Perhaps his sucking reflex is below normal?
> > > Ever since Jordy Chasescott went off to college, "Jordy" has been left with nothing to suck on but his thumb.
> > He metaphysically sucks on AAPC. Does he still have his pinko blanket? Dockery would love a meet-up with Jordy's Uncle to satisfy both their sucking needs.
> His existence is just one big suck. He sucks off of the State, he sucks off of his family, and he sucks off a certain member of the same.


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On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 3:47:58 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 2:44:03 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 10:09:07 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 5:28:25 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:09:21 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 6:16:06 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 11:53:45 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:22:02 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 11:10:45 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 4:08:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 5:52:34 PM UTC+1, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 8:13:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:28:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 1:49:01 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 6:32:13 PM UTC+2, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 5:40:18 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 2:13:32 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:37:20 AM UTC+11, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 7:41:26 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 1:56:47 AM UTC+4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 10:59:59 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 2:52:09 PM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 1:46:18 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 5:03:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:48:10 AM UTC+8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 4:23:34 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:23:04 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:48:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:01:05 PM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:45:55 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 1:51:49 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 10:19:46 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 4:45:12 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 8:02:45 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This review has been reposted to show that Will Dockery (Will Donkey) is the worst poet who's ever lived.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about the skeleton of blood? Blood hasn't got a skeleton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a metaphor for a mosquito. It has an exoskeleton--Will Donkey remembers when he was bitten 508 times on that summer afternoon last Christmas when the dandelions were blooming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And we all know that there's nothing more bloodthirsty than a Christmas mosquito.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will cover that by saying that he was in Australia at the time, and dingoes ate his baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It ate his baby, puked it out, and thus the world knew Joey Stout.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about a bloody skeleton? If the bones are laid bare, the blood is long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lapped up by Mildred's dog progeny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was an old woman who lived in a shed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She had so many puppies 'cause she took dogs to bed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did all of Mildred's litters get their ears clipped before being released to survive on their own?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > None. Clipping ears costs money. Just keep an eye out for "Dumbo Dogs," and there's a 99.9% chance that it's a Dockery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem a piece of incomprehensible twaddle?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it is. It's a Will Donkey poem!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do these poems take longer for him to type than to create?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but only because autocorrect sabotages them at every turn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a cheap phone--there is no autocorrect on that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That won't stop him from blaming it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm still trying to figure out how a bear got in the mafia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It was hiding behind the forest in the swamp above the sea in the oak tree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn bears are everywhere these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That bears repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < groan >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Dockery bears the burden of poverty and ignorance and accepts that, along with his mother and brother's checks.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he still collecting those?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should inform TPTB.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We think that ME already informed the government. If not, we can do that. It's just a matter of time before Will Dockery is arrested for fraud and impersonation. Ironic, huh? Maybe Will and Joey can share the same cell, but Will certainly wouldn't protect him. He would have some bargaining power with those candids that Ducky took of Sarah Donkeytits frolicking in the sand/swamp/hills/shore/clay/forest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Clay photos should go over big as well.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the Star Whores photos, featuring Clay as a fat Captain Kirk but with a hyperdrive butt plug?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whoever told him he looked like Captain Kirk? His father?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are also some nudes of him wearing his "Pig Man" makeup from whatever indie movie he was in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Better to do the SheepMan or GoatMan roles that he made famous in the Village. However, Clay the Gay did invite Jordy's Uncle to visit him on Fire Island, which he said was just like going to Aruba.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy and Clay would make a good couple.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, very much so. They have so much in common: gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're also both middle-aged pudgeballs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, Clay the Gay has genes to battle, but Isaac just sits around eating, waiting for his mother to take him along on vacation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did Uncle Isaac wear a Speedo on the beach in Dallas? Was he cruisin' after his mother abandoned him? He may have ended up at lost luggage, unless he had his name tag on his shirt. "My name is Isaac Chase and my phone number is (203) 867-5309."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess he was lost luggage then. His name tag said "Hello, I'm Jordy."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have "Good afternoon, I'm Jordy" and "Same to you, I'm Jordy" name tags on his forehead?
> > > > > > > > > > > > And a "Good evening, I'm Jordy" on his undershorts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Do you mean his Star Wars pull-ups? ("I'm a big boy now.")
> > > > > > > > > > I thought he wore Ernie and Berts.
> > > > > > > > > We can only go by what his nephew reported. He would have gone commando, but his mother wouldn't let him soil his short pants.
> > > > > > > > She Pampers® him.
> > > > > > > Serious question: Can Jordy's Uncle tie his own shoes or does he still have the Velcro straps? Do his shoes light up? Does he have wheels in the soles? He may also be chipped in case he wanders away. His mom gave him Huggies every night.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Jordy waits in bed every morning until the Chase family nanny comes over to dress him.
> > > > > You know how the rappers refer to their houses as their cribs? Well, Jordy's Uncle sleeps in an actual crib. He hasn't tried to climb out yet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > His mom gave him Huggies six times a night and up. He was a pissy little kid.
> > > > > He may be dehydrated! Perhaps his sucking reflex is below normal?
> > > > Ever since Jordy Chasescott went off to college, "Jordy" has been left with nothing to suck on but his thumb.
> > > He metaphysically sucks on AAPC. Does he still have his pinko blanket? Dockery would love a meet-up with Jordy's Uncle to satisfy both their sucking needs.
> > His existence is just one big suck. He sucks off of the State, he sucks off of his family, and he sucks off a certain member of the same.
> His mother thought she would get rid of him when he turned 18, but here he is now at 50 and he's still hanging onto her purse. We would like to send him to Russia, where he could worship the Motherland.
Da, capitalist Mother Chase must share wealth with son. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
"Jordy" very needy boy.


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On Thursday, December 14, 2023 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-9, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 3:47:58 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 2:44:03 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 10:09:07 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 5:28:25 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:09:21 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 6:16:06 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 11:53:45 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:22:02 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 11:10:45 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 4:08:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 5:52:34 PM UTC+1, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 8:13:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:28:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 1:49:01 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 6:32:13 PM UTC+2, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 5:40:18 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 2:13:32 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:37:20 AM UTC+11, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 7:41:26 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 1:56:47 AM UTC+4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 10:59:59 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 2:52:09 PM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 1:46:18 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 5:03:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:48:10 AM UTC+8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 4:23:34 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:23:04 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:48:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:01:05 PM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:45:55 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 1:51:49 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 10:19:46 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 4:45:12 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 8:02:45 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This review has been reposted to show that Will Dockery (Will Donkey) is the worst poet who's ever lived.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about the skeleton of blood? Blood hasn't got a skeleton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a metaphor for a mosquito. It has an exoskeleton--Will Donkey remembers when he was bitten 508 times on that summer afternoon last Christmas when the dandelions were blooming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And we all know that there's nothing more bloodthirsty than a Christmas mosquito.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will cover that by saying that he was in Australia at the time, and dingoes ate his baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It ate his baby, puked it out, and thus the world knew Joey Stout.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about a bloody skeleton? If the bones are laid bare, the blood is long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lapped up by Mildred's dog progeny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was an old woman who lived in a shed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She had so many puppies 'cause she took dogs to bed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did all of Mildred's litters get their ears clipped before being released to survive on their own?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > None. Clipping ears costs money. Just keep an eye out for "Dumbo Dogs," and there's a 99.9% chance that it's a Dockery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem a piece of incomprehensible twaddle?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it is. It's a Will Donkey poem!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do these poems take longer for him to type than to create?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but only because autocorrect sabotages them at every turn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a cheap phone--there is no autocorrect on that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That won't stop him from blaming it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm still trying to figure out how a bear got in the mafia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It was hiding behind the forest in the swamp above the sea in the oak tree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn bears are everywhere these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That bears repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < groan >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Dockery bears the burden of poverty and ignorance and accepts that, along with his mother and brother's checks.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he still collecting those?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should inform TPTB.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We think that ME already informed the government. If not, we can do that. It's just a matter of time before Will Dockery is arrested for fraud and impersonation. Ironic, huh? Maybe Will and Joey can share the same cell, but Will certainly wouldn't protect him. He would have some bargaining power with those candids that Ducky took of Sarah Donkeytits frolicking in the sand/swamp/hills/shore/clay/forest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Clay photos should go over big as well.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the Star Whores photos, featuring Clay as a fat Captain Kirk but with a hyperdrive butt plug?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whoever told him he looked like Captain Kirk? His father?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are also some nudes of him wearing his "Pig Man" makeup from whatever indie movie he was in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Better to do the SheepMan or GoatMan roles that he made famous in the Village. However, Clay the Gay did invite Jordy's Uncle to visit him on Fire Island, which he said was just like going to Aruba.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy and Clay would make a good couple.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, very much so. They have so much in common: gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're also both middle-aged pudgeballs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, Clay the Gay has genes to battle, but Isaac just sits around eating, waiting for his mother to take him along on vacation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did Uncle Isaac wear a Speedo on the beach in Dallas? Was he cruisin' after his mother abandoned him? He may have ended up at lost luggage, unless he had his name tag on his shirt. "My name is Isaac Chase and my phone number is (203) 867-5309."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess he was lost luggage then. His name tag said "Hello, I'm Jordy."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have "Good afternoon, I'm Jordy" and "Same to you, I'm Jordy" name tags on his forehead?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And a "Good evening, I'm Jordy" on his undershorts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you mean his Star Wars pull-ups? ("I'm a big boy now.")
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought he wore Ernie and Berts.
> > > > > > > > > > We can only go by what his nephew reported. He would have gone commando, but his mother wouldn't let him soil his short pants.
> > > > > > > > > She Pampers® him.
> > > > > > > > Serious question: Can Jordy's Uncle tie his own shoes or does he still have the Velcro straps? Do his shoes light up? Does he have wheels in the soles? He may also be chipped in case he wanders away. His mom gave him Huggies every night.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Jordy waits in bed every morning until the Chase family nanny comes over to dress him.
> > > > > > You know how the rappers refer to their houses as their cribs? Well, Jordy's Uncle sleeps in an actual crib. He hasn't tried to climb out yet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > His mom gave him Huggies six times a night and up. He was a pissy little kid.
> > > > > > He may be dehydrated! Perhaps his sucking reflex is below normal?
> > > > > Ever since Jordy Chasescott went off to college, "Jordy" has been left with nothing to suck on but his thumb.
> > > > He metaphysically sucks on AAPC. Does he still have his pinko blanket? Dockery would love a meet-up with Jordy's Uncle to satisfy both their sucking needs.
> > > His existence is just one big suck. He sucks off of the State, he sucks off of his family, and he sucks off a certain member of the same.
> > His mother thought she would get rid of him when he turned 18, but here he is now at 50 and he's still hanging onto her purse. We would like to send him to Russia, where he could worship the Motherland.
> Da, capitalist Mother Chase must share wealth with son. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."


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On Thursday, December 14, 2023 at 5:21:19 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, December 14, 2023 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-9, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 3:47:58 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 13, 2023 at 2:44:03 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 10:09:07 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 12, 2023 at 5:28:25 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:09:21 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 6:16:06 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 11:53:45 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:22:02 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 9:46:06 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 11:10:45 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 4:08:04 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 5:52:34 PM UTC+1, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 8:13:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:28:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 1:49:01 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 6:32:13 PM UTC+2, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 5:40:18 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 2:13:32 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:37:20 AM UTC+11, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 7:41:26 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 1:56:47 AM UTC+4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 10:59:59 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 2:52:09 PM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 1:46:18 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 5:03:55 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:48:10 AM UTC+8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 4:23:34 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:23:04 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:48:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:01:05 PM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:45:55 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 1:51:49 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 10:19:46 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 4:45:12 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 8:02:45 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This review has been reposted to show that Will Dockery (Will Donkey) is the worst poet who's ever lived.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about the skeleton of blood? Blood hasn't got a skeleton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a metaphor for a mosquito. It has an exoskeleton--Will Donkey remembers when he was bitten 508 times on that summer afternoon last Christmas when the dandelions were blooming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And we all know that there's nothing more bloodthirsty than a Christmas mosquito.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will cover that by saying that he was in Australia at the time, and dingoes ate his baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It ate his baby, puked it out, and thus the world knew Joey Stout.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem about a bloody skeleton? If the bones are laid bare, the blood is long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lapped up by Mildred's dog progeny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was an old woman who lived in a shed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She had so many puppies 'cause she took dogs to bed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did all of Mildred's litters get their ears clipped before being released to survive on their own?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > None. Clipping ears costs money. Just keep an eye out for "Dumbo Dogs," and there's a 99..9% chance that it's a Dockery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is the poem a piece of incomprehensible twaddle?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it is. It's a Will Donkey poem!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do these poems take longer for him to type than to create?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, but only because autocorrect sabotages them at every turn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a cheap phone--there is no autocorrect on that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That won't stop him from blaming it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm still trying to figure out how a bear got in the mafia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It was hiding behind the forest in the swamp above the sea in the oak tree.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn bears are everywhere these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That bears repeating.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > < groan >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Dockery bears the burden of poverty and ignorance and accepts that, along with his mother and brother's checks.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he still collecting those?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should inform TPTB.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We think that ME already informed the government. If not, we can do that. It's just a matter of time before Will Dockery is arrested for fraud and impersonation. Ironic, huh? Maybe Will and Joey can share the same cell, but Will certainly wouldn't protect him. He would have some bargaining power with those candids that Ducky took of Sarah Donkeytits frolicking in the sand/swamp/hills/shore/clay/forest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Clay photos should go over big as well.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the Star Whores photos, featuring Clay as a fat Captain Kirk but with a hyperdrive butt plug?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Whoever told him he looked like Captain Kirk? His father?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are also some nudes of him wearing his "Pig Man" makeup from whatever indie movie he was in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Better to do the SheepMan or GoatMan roles that he made famous in the Village. However, Clay the Gay did invite Jordy's Uncle to visit him on Fire Island, which he said was just like going to Aruba.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy and Clay would make a good couple.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, very much so. They have so much in common: gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're also both middle-aged pudgeballs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, Clay the Gay has genes to battle, but Isaac just sits around eating, waiting for his mother to take him along on vacation.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did Uncle Isaac wear a Speedo on the beach in Dallas? Was he cruisin' after his mother abandoned him? He may have ended up at lost luggage, unless he had his name tag on his shirt. "My name is Isaac Chase and my phone number is (203) 867-5309."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess he was lost luggage then. His name tag said "Hello, I'm Jordy."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have "Good afternoon, I'm Jordy" and "Same to you, I'm Jordy" name tags on his forehead?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And a "Good evening, I'm Jordy" on his undershorts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you mean his Star Wars pull-ups? ("I'm a big boy now.")
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he wore Ernie and Berts.
> > > > > > > > > > > We can only go by what his nephew reported. He would have gone commando, but his mother wouldn't let him soil his short pants.
> > > > > > > > > > She Pampers® him.
> > > > > > > > > Serious question: Can Jordy's Uncle tie his own shoes or does he still have the Velcro straps? Do his shoes light up? Does he have wheels in the soles? He may also be chipped in case he wanders away. His mom gave him Huggies every night.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Jordy waits in bed every morning until the Chase family nanny comes over to dress him.
> > > > > > > You know how the rappers refer to their houses as their cribs? Well, Jordy's Uncle sleeps in an actual crib. He hasn't tried to climb out yet.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > His mom gave him Huggies six times a night and up. He was a pissy little kid.
> > > > > > > He may be dehydrated! Perhaps his sucking reflex is below normal?
> > > > > > Ever since Jordy Chasescott went off to college, "Jordy" has been left with nothing to suck on but his thumb.
> > > > > He metaphysically sucks on AAPC. Does he still have his pinko blanket? Dockery would love a meet-up with Jordy's Uncle to satisfy both their sucking needs.
> > > > His existence is just one big suck. He sucks off of the State, he sucks off of his family, and he sucks off a certain member of the same.
> > > His mother thought she would get rid of him when he turned 18, but here he is now at 50 and he's still hanging onto her purse. We would like to send him to Russia, where he could worship the Motherland.
> > Da, capitalist Mother Chase must share wealth with son. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
> Both Mother and Sister Chase need to share their wealth with the world, not keeping an extra penny for themselves or treating hangers-on boy-infants to trips to Dallas.
>
> > "Jordy" very needy boy.
> Jordy's Uncle needed breast feeding.
So that's what he sees in Will!


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